Top ten things that have happened to me of relevance since I've been at UGA:

1) I haven't been to the dentist, which means it's been about two years since I've had my teeth professionally cleaned. Let's see if the ladies really love the gold...

2) I've watched enough baseball on FOX to know that House (M.D.) is a "bad ass" and that there's a stripper moving in on the family of "That 70s Show." And that animated baseball makes me want to hit Gene.

3) It never rains here. That means if you write in chalk "FAGGOTS ARE GAY" on the sidewalk, it'll last for a good three months.

4) Don't plan on having a hang-over the morning of a home football game because someone is going to be blasting country music at full volume thirty yards from your dorm at about 9:30 in the morning.

5) People like their 'Dawgs, but don't, in fact, like flushing their toilets.

6) A good way to piss off your discussion group leader, if they are black and the debate is about affirimative action, is to refer to blacks as "those people." And, no, that wasn't me (that'd require me to not be asleep or listening to my iPod in discussion group).

7) This isn't a "candy-and-flowers" dating school. Unless "candy" is doing it doggy-style and "flowers" are titty-fucking. At least, so I hear.

8) Apparently, I have an accent.

9) Rumor to popular belief, there are a handful of minorities here. Popular belief does hold true, however, in the fact that they are disliked by the other 98% of the student body.

10) God, Bush, and Mark Richt: Never wrong.